Older Women Are Sexy
There, I said it. This is no revelation to anyone who’s known me for a while, but it provides some context for the rest of this post. The reason I said this is because my wife turned a year older today. In reality, she only aged one day, but you know how these silly birthday […]
TV Has a Sinister Grip on My Wife’s Brain
A month ago today, my business partner (Paul Riddick) and I jumped out of a plane for the first time. You can read about our skydiving experience if you’d like. To summarize, we jumped out of what felt like a rickety plywood box fitted with a propeller and wings. It was a wonderful gift from […]
Desperate Times Call For Desperate Brownies
The other night, Amy and I are hanging out catching up on our DVR list. She’s spent more time than she should at the office on a Saturday, and she’s pretty much done for the night. We’ve eaten, we’re chillin’, and the out of the blue, she says “I want brownies.” We haven’t gone grocery […]
How To Avoid Hateful Actions As a Response To Love
I have the perfect solution for the handling of marriage licenses, a solution that removes the County Clerk from any decision related to the sanctioning of a marriage that doesn’t match the clerk’s personal beliefs. Instead of issuing a marriage license to a couple, the Clerk only issues a license to one person at a […]
I turn 40 today, and I have a few things to say about that
In some ways, today is just another day that happens to mark another rotation around a big ball of fire. I woke up this morning, had a nice poo, had a nice shower, looked at myself in the mirror, and damned if it wasn’t the same dude who was just in his 30s a day […]